Espering- universal simple English without grammar !
Espering- universal simpl Inglish vizaut gramatik ! |
 | Retern tu begin of Abaut Big Espering Leksikon Retern tu Kontent of New on site (in e-ing; Nyu on sait) Retern tu Main page Zis tru, grein bay grein... Bat onli haf of harvest bied gazered... Sou, vi kontinu kolekted koments tu sam entri vords in Big Espering Leksikon. ( * en zis peyj jast gived fo komparison in debatabl variant of "langvij" of zis "Big Espering Leksikon" hiself Debatabl... aha!.. Akording tu rumors, zee iven bied 2 duels (in famos Diksionaris vors, abaut vot belou, olso van brued) betvin suporters of tradisional "ekstremeli simplified Inglish" version of Espering (tradisionalists) en nyu "super-ekstremeli simplified Inglish", zou in hi "hai" rank (radikalists). In van duel, betvin frans en german leksikografers, bat on neutral teritori (Svis Alps)- van from zey- mineralojist bay profesion- konsidered hiself insulted, en yusing hi rait chuz viapon prefered... sling, en ez propelent charj... koprolit*. Oponent of hi, proktolojist bay profesion, pruved tu sekonds zet olso hi hev rait yus similar bat moo natural en fresh projektil produkt. No surprizingli, bous kamed tu rekonsiliasion. Bat in azer duel, bay mutual agriment "hend-tu-hend", viz beer hends en antil ferst fol,- evrising ended no sou konsolatori: fo bous zee bied 13 open frakturs, 7 penetrating vunds of chest, 3- of abdominal kaviti, 1 fraktured skul vot kozed fol on van kni... Fortunatli, zis duelists, separated bay hyuj distans (van from Paragvay, en azer from steyt Papum Pare, India), en zeefor zey suplied faiting kvolitis of zey remutli en in moust barbarosli! ferosios!! savaj!!! komputer faiting geym 3D Mortal VizautEsper Ringarate 13... Zey agried tu dro, olzou dissenting sekonds of zey kontinued fait, bat viz zey oun hends armed viz joystiks. Sou, sekvel of kolekted koments folou... Poliglot in 3 spasial en 3 temporal dimensions... speys-taim -- space-time (Vi liv- tegeze viz ol sings, ol material vorld- in speys- taim, vee speys 3-dimensional en time, alas, hev 1 dimension. Hauever, saientists asum speys of Univers multi-, ap tu 11-dimensional, en iven moo!.. Perheps on sam level olso taim... multi-dimensional?!. Zet bi, besaids baygon past, sheyki prezent en ekspekted futur, hie (o zee) bi olso, fo ekzampl, plu-perfekt, sinked intu oblivion past en prospektiv in iterniti futur, sou sey pre-past en alongsaid beyond-futur, en insted Arou of Taim of Eddington rein Bumerang of Taim, eh?!? En tray refyut ay. Vil bi moo izi fo yu kompoz fantastik stori abaut sach speys-taim kontinuum, espesial in... Espering. Bay vey, ay hev samsing sey on zis tem. Bat tu ay regret, ay no kosmolojist, en no van vil listen tu ay. Sam litl konsolasion fo ay bi zet if Jon Godolfin Benet (John Godolphin Bennett; Univers viz 6 dimensions: 3 spasial and 3 temporal; poliglot) bied lingvist (ez fazer of hi), hi bied vil invent... Espering.) Piquant remark... sfinkter -- sphincter,-ic (anatomi: muskl ring zet bi in difer parts of bodi- from ays, farinks, ferzer stomak, intestins, vagina (moo klous tu intern. en Latin medikal term; Ingl. "vagina,-s,-ae", iven in Ingl. [ve'jaina]) en lastli, in anus vee hi knoued in Latin "sfinkter ani - sphincter ani"... En amang bored medikal students driling anatomikal terms, zee bi relaksing jok: van, miting azer, drop on ran fraz "- Helo tu yu from ['ani]!", zet azer, ofkoz, intriged afte hi "- From vot Ani (Annie)?!", en bi hiared in ansver "- From Sfinkter Ani" ([sfinkter ani]). Hau far gou jenioloji of 8 lingvists- parents of Espering... melanotekit (moo klous tu intern.) -- melanotekite [~'ti:kait] (mineral abaut vot moust interesting zet ken bi teled zis... lingvistik info: olso ez hi neibors hie abav en belou from Grek μελανός- blak en else τήκεσθαι- melt, en reali hi luk ez litl globuls ande blou-paip, olzou from metals in hi formula onli ferum en plumbum, bat ken bi in no-puritis: titanium, aluminium, magnezium (Mg), manganez (Mn) en... esperingium abaut 9 yiars agou resived bay 8 linguist-alkemists, kapl of zey probabli desendants of ilustrios kirurjeon en alkimist Pier-Zhan Fabr de Kastelnodari (Pierre-Jean Fabre de Castelnaudary), else van desendant of red indian vudu-doktor hu knoued hau smelt gold... Else kapl, judjing bay zey neyms, olmost felou kantri-men of Roy Mustang- Fair Alkemist from dark-fantazi manga "Ful-metal Alkemist", en azers remeining from zis "gorjeos eit (8)" no ekskluded zet zey hev in zey ansestors rusia Yakov Vilimovich Bryus- felou kampanier of Peter I Greyt en vorlok of Suhareva Tauer- vans in Kremlin kompleks, olso desendant of... Skot kings, hu bied neymed et bers in Rusia bay neym Jakob Daniel Bryus (Bruce), hu no studied anivee bat bied van of moust edukated men in Rusia, olso poliglot, kompiler of Big Leks... no, zis 275 yiars afte hi des, bat Rusia-Holand-Rusia diksionaris, kreator of ferst rusia observatori in zet misterios Suhareva Tauer, en olzou hi "praktiz vich-kraft" over purifikasion of metals hi heved nasing viz metal Armagedon, kontrari tu van of modern detektiv fantasi... laik zis verbal pasazh of vi, in vot, hauever, afte "manganez (Mn)" pur trus abaut 8 lingvists- parents of Espering- en zey divers etnisiti (bat ol in akordans!), vel, en tru autentik neyms en mikro-historis of famos "alkemists", eksept, ofkos, droued bay japans pseudo amerik Roy Mustang. Vi lav justapouz individualiti of minerals- zis "living stouns"!- viz human individuals, abaut vot moo et entri vord "mineral".)  Jonathan Pryce in Terry Gilliam film "Men hu kiled Don Kihot" Saientifik songs bay... nuklear fizist. spuf -- spoof,-y,-er,-ery,-ing,-ed (in minings: satiriz jentli (from 1927), satirikal imitasion, humoros lait parodi (from 1958); zis vord bied koined ez hoax in mining "desiv" en yused in card geym (1884) of seym neym viz trikeris en nonsens bay inglish komedian, aktor, muzik-hol enterteiner en inventor of zis geym "Spuf"- Artur (Arthur) Roberts. Hi stared ez singer in burlesk (muzikal) "Robinson Kruzo (Crusoe)" bat bied olso lider in "Muzik Hol vor" fo moo vel vorking kondisions. Hi vraited auto-biografi "50 yiars of Spuf" en daied et eyj 80 in 1933... ven bied et eyj 21 azer Artur (Arthur) Roberts- neym-seyk of hi en olso muzisian, pianist en kompozer liriks en songs viz... saientifik tems bikoz bied else respekted nuklear fizist Dr. (doktor) Roberts zet seyed: "Vonted ay bi muzisian o fizist?" En ansvered hiself in interviu viz Komputer Muzik Jurnal: "Ay bied moderatli gud pianist, bat no reali gud enaf fo konsert steyj... Van of moust strong arguments fo going intu fiziks bied zet ay kened stil du viz musik ez fizist, bat ay no kened du fiziks ez muzisian." En tedey vi ken hiar (en rid vords) in internet songs in hi performans en on yu chois: "Siklotronist Naitmer (o 80 Mili-kuris bay Haf-Past Nain)" o "Teyk awey Bilion Dolars of yu", o "Duing Supernova Bauns" o "Pentagon polka"...) Ivning dezert serenad... hemimorfit (moo klous tu intern.) -- -- hemimorphite [~ait] (kolorles o vait, blu, grin, braun mineral from silikat grup zet moust larj (90%) in Ers krast en asosiated viz zink or (moo zen 50-70% of metal). Sam spesimens shou strong grin fluoresens in short-veyv ultra-violet, bat in long-veyv -- pink fluoresens, en iven hiself in dark! Hi bi neymed sou bikoz kristals of hi hev difer hemimorfik (haf formed) ends: from... foam (hardened) tu sharp ez sprey o globuls, iven radial-radiant druzes; espesiali pikturesk ven hi blu (luk laik turkoiz) en druzes of hi fil lakuns, fisurs, etc.; juvelers olso "hev hends" in hi. Vel knoued fenomenon of melodikali saunding, singing send. Zis dyu tu piezo-elektrik en piro-elektrik abilitis of krashed minerals. Smol kristals of hemimorfit ven hited ande dezerted san ekspand en grein charj, bat in ivning kuling greins kompresed en dis-charjed, en milions of tini van-steyj dis-charjes giv audibl saund efekt.) 3D shampan botl of god-damn partikl... spurion -- spurion ['spyu:(e)rien o spe'rien] (teoretikal fiktisios sub-atomik partikl in kvantum teori, bat in standard elektro-vik teori spurion bi re-pleysed bay aktual (konfirmed in 2012) Higs (Higgs) partikl- bozon of Higs o "God partikl", bat zis last neym moo tribut of sensasion en iven heved azer variant... "god-damn partikl", olzou saientists prefer neym "shampan botl bozon", bikoz 3D rotasion surfas of parabola araund aksis of simetri on graf of van of parameters (neymli- potensial) of Higs partikl (o razer Higs fild of meni difer bozons) bi similar tu... botom of botl of shampan, en bay vey, joy of opening zis partikl 52 yiars afte shi prediksion (bay 5 azer saienists en iven 7 yiars befor Higs!) bied drauned in botom of moo zen van shampan botl! En amang zis botls olso no van bied dreined bay Higs hiself ven hi in eyj of 83 yiars grabed Nobel Praiz fo zis partikl neymed afte hi yet ven hi bied hambl universiti profesor bat olredi teoretikal fizisist... Haueve, God vans agein en tegeze viz klamsi Nobel komiti blinked justis... ol moo sou zet 4 from 5 of zee zey ferst saientists bied stil alaiv... Zen agein, sach aitems ez dinamit o Nobel opal of matematisians zey no-laikli bi in inventori of department of God... En besaids, zis "damn" partikl (konfidens level 97.8%) no oker in azer versions of kvantum teori of Grand Unifikasion of Vorld Forses, en sach variants stil veit bi konfirmed o final refutasion.)  Bi in USONIA van haus Foling-voter... unit ("uni-" moo klous tu intern.) -- -- unit ['yu:nit],-e [yu:'nait],-y,-age,-ary,-arian,-arity, -ing,-ed (hie zis "unite" [yu:'nait]... en ofkoz in E-ing "United Steyts" (Ingl. "United States" bat [yu:'naitid steyts]). En in Esperanto... "Usono" [u'sono] (USono? from USA? no! rid ferzer, pliz), in Frans "États Unis" bat... [e'ta yu'ni], in Ital (il) Stati Uniti ['stati u'niti], in German "Vereinigte Staaten" [fe'ainihte 'shtaten], en moo often in vorld, besaids "yunaited steyts", "Estados Unidos"- in Espan en Portugal. Bat yu no hari sey zet Esperanto agein "lakonizm viner"... yuzuali yes, bat no in zis keys: in trus ful fraz in Esperanto "Unuiĝintaj Ŝtatoj de Nord-Ameriko" [unui'jintay 'shtatoy de nord-ame'riko], ie. mast bi abreviat UŜNA o UShNA, o lau Ingl. seym fraz "United States of North America" (e-ing "United Steyts of Nors Amerika") mast bi USONA, en zet moo klous tu USONIA- idealistik neym zet propouzed bay moust greyt of ol taim amerikan arkitekt ("organik"), dezainer, vraiter en edukator Frenk Loyd Rait in pleys of neym "Amerika", en zen bied ruted in Esperanto bay Zamenhof hiself viz ending -o fo nauns en jeografikal neyms (fo ekz.: Kanado, Londono). Frank Lloyd Wright, 1867-1959; hi dezained moo zen 1.000 strukturs bat kompleted 532 en amang zey moust ol- taim vork of Amerikan arkitektur famos haus Foling-voter; bat personal laif of hi bied far from ideal, en in midl of zis laif bied mared bay monstros masakr, inkluding ferst vaif of hi, en fair in van of hi esteyts...) Koleksion of minerals, 7 langvijes en 9 children... gadolinit (moo klous tu intern.) -- gadolinite [ga'delinait] (variant: iterbit; silikat blak mineral viz serium, lantanum, neodimium, itrium, berilium en airon, en bied neymed in 1800 fo fin kemist, fizisist en mineralojist, autor (et eyj of 28) of ferst kemistri tekst-buk in Nordik kantris profesor Yohan (Johan) Gadolin, zet iven befo 8 yiars izolated from zis mineral ferst rar-ers kompaund itrium- moo leyt determined bi kemikal element (Y, namber 39; bay neym of sved vilaj Iterbi). En 2 yiars befo zet Y.Gadolin meyked kemikal "grand tur" of Europ, viziting universitis en mains, vorking viz famos kolegs in German, Irland, bat never vizited Frans, olzou fluentli spiked Frans, Latin, Fin, Rusia, German, Inglish en nativ Sved (7 langvijes). Hi meyked kontribusions in varieti of areas, heved 9 children en daied in 1852 et eij 92. Bay vey, hi bied van of ferst hu gived laboratori ekzersises tu students en aloued zey yus privat laboratori of hi oun, bat zis laboratori en koleksion of minerals of hi bied destroyed iven during hi laif in Greyt Fair of Turku (1827). Zet vot abaut unit of mezurement of human laif... bod -- 1. bod (bodi; felou, person, etc.); 2. bawd,-y,-(i repleys y)ily,-iness,-ry; 3. baud (telegraf spid unit, neymed bay neym of self-edukated inventor of simbol enkouding fo teletips en printing telegraf, pioner of telekomunikasion frans Emil Bodo (Baudot, 1870); 1 bod = 1 bit (tedey praktikali abaut 4, moo korektli simbol spid 2400 bod = 9600 bit/s). Bat befo Bodo (zen hi bied 10 yiars old) in 1855 bay ferst trans-atlantik kabl et botom transmision rekord bied... 50 vords per minut (ez sam "skuters" of vi rid buks), en onli 100 yiars moo leyt bied leyed seym bat telefon kabl. Vel, bat "rapid telegraf" of Emil Bod!.. Hi heved 3 parts: ki-board, distributor en paper teyp en else ez meni ez 4 operators. Ki-board viz onli... 5 piano kis en bied operated bay 2 fingers of left hend en 3 fingers of rait hend (bat yu remember? operator no nid alfabet bat onli kouds of Bodo!- zet vee bied cheri on keyk!) Spid of operator- 30 vords per minut. Resiver konekted tu distributor vee signals stored on 5 elektro-magnets en zen de-kouded tu print koresponding karakters on paper teyp. Bodo vanderful aparat bied shoued et Paris Ekspozision Universel-1878 en vined gold medal. Afte zis sukses self-edukated Bodo bied neymed inspektor-enjiner. Zen zee bied dupleks, tripleks Bodo aparats... over ol Europ en osean, London en British Vest Indies, Rusia en Saus Amerik... Telegraf operator Luis Viktor Mimolt tvais patented hi telegraf sistem bat bied rejekted. Mimolt klaimed prioriti of invension over Bodo en Tribunal Sivil de la Sein meyked jujment in favor of... Mimolt, bat hi bied ordered pey ol legal kosts en et last Tribunal revouked desizion... Mimolt bekamed nervos en shuted en vunded 3 students bat charjes bied droped. Hi demanded 100.000 franks fo prolong hi patent bat komision direkted bay Rayno (Raynaud), hu bied head of telegraf reserch, agein rejekted. Ven Mimolt hiered zis desizion hi shuted en kiled Rayno en bied sentensed tu 10 yiars forsed labor en 20 yiars of eksil. En Bodo despait litl help from Frans Telegraf Administrasion bied forsed sel gold medal of hi... Sru 10 yiers hi maried bat daied onli 3 manses leyt... et eyj of 57... dyu tu old ilnes from fizikal over-vork, over-fatig. En zey sey zet event bi unit of mezurement of human laif...)  King diksionari of leksikografikal jenius... polis -- 1. police [pe(o)'li:s],-able,-(vizaut end e)ing,-ed (from Latin en Frans); 2. polis ['po(ou)lis] (bay vey, zis 2. vord bi Skot en Irland variants of Ingl. 1. "police" [pe(o)'li:s]; from Grek; en bay vey, abaut Ingl. 1. vord "policeable": van vord (en bi else "policeability en unpoliceable"), van sufiks bat... related tu van men zet ferst yused hi- Ingl. skul-master en vraiter, journalist en leksikografer, gramarian en sports-men, komentator on yusaj of Inglish langvij en iven leksikografikal jenius (bay "The Times") en "vorden of Inglish" Henri Fauler (Henry Fowler, 1858-1933; olzou in E-ing "fauvler"). Hi kompozed (in Ingl.) "Diksionari of modern Inglish yusaj" (alas, in fakt of re-fained, hai Inglish, ie. no of tedey), "Konsiz Oksford (Oxford) diksionari" en "King diksionari" (viz hi brazers), "Poket Oksford diksionari" en "Shorter Oksf. Ingl. diksionari"... Modern yusaj, konsiz o poket en king diksionaris bat, alas, of ekzisting old langvij...- ol zis no sou izi ez olmost nyu en universal langvij fo ol ez vi Espering en hi zis Big Leksikon!) Interstelar flayt of Ersi muzik... bandor -- bandore, bandora [ba(e)n'do:re] (from Espan "bandurria", olso Grek "pandoura" o Holand "pandoor"; van of instruments of Bards ez 3-stringed (6-7 unison peers) lut, bat no ukraina folk bandura- 68 strings. En let vi konekt ez bay brij 2 deyts: 1599 en 1977- 378 yiars! o moo vel en moderni let vi vil flay over zey on... roket en kontinu vi flait in kosmos: in 1599 inglish kompozer en muzisian Entoni Holborn (Anthony Holborne)- zet meni kompozed fo bandor (tedey bi on Yu-Tyub (YouTube)- published koleksion of muzikal pises (viz 65 of hi oun) fo difer instruments en in 1977 van of zey meri "Feeri Raund" (The Fairie Round) bay Sheykspir (Shakespeare) pleys bied inkluded on Voyajer Golden Rekord of Saunds of Ers, kopis of vot bied sended intu Speys aboard Voyajer 1 en Voyager 2 en tedey zey 100 taims farzer from San zen vi. En yu ken lisn on Yutyub of hi "Imaj of Melankoli" (The Image of Melancholy) zet steyed on vi Ers regretabli no olvez meri, en else of hi byutiful en sorouful- ofkoz!- "Funerals"- Pavan fo orkestra. On azer hend (ving!?) tu hi Pavan "Paradizo" vi ken imajin viself interstelar flait tuvord konstelasion Kamelopardalis of silent Voyagers viz bateris of en et spid litl moo zen 14 km/s zet zou moust "rapid reyt" of human mashin stil moo slou zen vi spid... raund San aboard Ers...) Nasing ken muv moo fast zen spid of lait, iven baik of Einshtein... bi-sikl (moo klous tu intern., bat popular olso Ingl. ['baisikl]) -- -- bicycle ['baisik(e)l, iven 'baisaik(e)l], -(vizaut end e)ic,-er,-ist,-ing,-ed (Ingl. variants: bike, two-wheeler, velocipede [ve'losipi:d]- arkaik; from Frans (1865 y.), modern: vélo, bicyclette [bisik'let]; en from "bi-"- 2 + Grek κυκλος [kuklos]- vil, sikl. Albert Einshtein (Einstein): "Laif laik raiding bisikl. Kip yu balans, yu mast kip muving." Klod Peper (Claude Pepper): "Laif laik raiding bisikl: yu no fol if yu no stop pedaling." Chechilia (Cecilia) Bartoli: "Ay laik bi in natur. Samtaims ay bisikl. Zis important fil gud viz yu bodi. If yu fil gud, yu hev moo enerji." Stiven Kerel (Steven Carell): "Helsi bodi min helsi maind. Yu get blad flouing sru yu bodi tu yu brein. Luk et Albert Einstein. Hi raided bisikl." On azer hend, Espering: "No mater hau meni diksionaris yu put in trank of yu bisikl, yu no vil bekam poliglot.")  Byuti diferent from byuti. langbeinit (moo klous tu intern.) -- -- langbeinite ['langbainait] (mineral; veri rar (onli in fyu lokasions in vorld); viz kolorles o difer feint tints kubik "kristals (vay viz van kvout mark- si ferzer), zet olzou viz strong vitreos lustr bat in form of... grein, en bi fainded in solt stratums of ansien osean, dip benis handreds of meters of sediment. Vel, hi no ez sach byutiful minerals vot vi ol laik, e?.. Sou, hi hev kristals (vizaut kvouts) a la greins bat hi piezo- electrik! En vot moo important, hi- popular... fertilizer... Vors en vors! yu bi shoked?.. bat yes, hi- unik sors of plant nutrision (potasium, magnezium en sulfur)! Hi bi nided fo grous of plants (real Byuti en Utiliti)! Zis moo, hi olso fid-greyd dietari fo... animals en poultri! Yes, from amerik indians langbeinit bied vil get neym Long Leg (farmers spred hi sru imens filds)! Bat hi neymed fo german industrialist A.Langbein (19s senchuri). Apropo, in German "langbein" ['langbain]- long leg...) Nau bulet ask spik... derinjer -- derringer ['derinj(zh)e(r)] (veri popular (bi modern variants: Cop .357, etc.) poket pistol Filadelfia Derinjer (Philadelphia ~), barel lengs from 3,7 tu 15 cm; bay neym of Henri Derinjer (Henry Deringer, 19s sench.), amerik inventor en gan-smit ez olso hi fazer zet muved in Amerik from German, afte vot kozed zis mis-speling of zey famil. Zis litl 15$ pistol, van of 15.000 manufaktured, bied yused bay asasin of 16s prezident of Amerik Abraham Linkoln (Lincoln) in teatrikal boks... Men viz golden gan Fransisko Skaramanga (from novel of Fleming) viz hi taini golden derinjer seriozli vunded... Jeyms (James) Bond... Sherlok Holms (Sherlock Holmes) vilded 4-barel derinjer ven konfronted profesor Moriarti hu olso bied viz Sharp derinjer... Monika Beluchi (Bellucci) viz Kop (Cop) derinjer en ez Persefon in film "Matriks reloaded"... In film "Django No-cheined" bay Kventin (Quentin) Taratino 2 from 3 mein karakters, bat no Leonardo DiKarpio (DiCarpio), yused no poket bay sliv derinjers... In meni komputer geyms derinjers olso saund... From real geym... from laif: muzision, vokalist, song vraiter, Feliks Papalardi, hu singed "Misisipi Kvin" viz rok- grup Mauntin, bied kiled en shot bay hi vaif viz derinjer zet hi gived shi ez gift fyu mansed befo... Hev vi anising ferzer sey? Yes, ez olredi seyed van politisian en edukator: "Pipl pul triger bat gans bi instrument of des. Gan kontrol nesesari, en deley min moo des en horor." Bat on azer said: "Zis moo vel hev gan en no nid hi zen nid gan en no hev hi." Kristian Sleyter (Christian Slater, aktor). En bulet ask spik: "Zee no proteksion from ay, naize prezident nor Jeyms Bond, no idol of ol yu o ani azer from yu... Let derinjers en ani van of vepons vil bi toys of yu, ay vish yu zey golden, bat let forbid bulets!")  Don Kihot del Machete viz 9mm Bearmen Derinjer. ...sextus, sikses, sexto of leydi Etimoloji en seksizm on Mun. desimo-seksto -- decimo-sexto, decimosexto [desimo'sekstou] (Ingl. variant: sixteenmo [siks'ti:nmou] -- -- E-ing: sikstinmo; saiz (16mo) of paper, peyj o buk- 16s of shit fo 16 printed lifs; from Latin "decimus"- 10 + "sextus"- sikses = "sexto- decimo"-16s. Bat zis vord hev olso old mining: smol person o sing,- no-laik big saiz, big format "folio"- 1/2 of shit. Bat hau far zis "old mining"? From Jon Lili (John Lyly, o Lylly, Lilie, 1554-1606)- no jast kontemporari (10 yiars moo old), bat konsidered ez primari influens on pleys of Sheykspir (Shakespeare)! Sou, hi bied inglish vraiter, poet, dramatist en... "autor of nyu Inglish", moo knoued in hi taim ez autor of famos pley, proz romans "Eufues" (Euphues ['yu:fyu:iz]: The Anatomy of Wit...), zet, bay vey, olso bied printed in zis saiz decimo -sexto, bat geined feym fo brisk laivli dialogs, stilted klasikal bat kolorful, fleksibil, elegant stil, ful of pans, ekspresiv langvij (eufuizm!*), abundans of bizar komparisons, epitets, metafors en frekvent alusions tu persons en events of zis Elizabet period. Bat let vi klous tu zis entri vord of vi. Zet vot bi in hi "Mazer Bombi" (pleyed bay children!): "En in gud taim, luk vee Hafpeni* Sperantus boy bainded in desimo-seksto fo karij, yet vit in folio fo kolumn: Singl Halfpeni..." (Ingl. "halfpenny"- haf peni) En zis of hi: "Marijes bi meyked in heven en konsumated on Ers." (en on Mun, ez yu vil lern ferzer) En proverb "Ol feer in lav en vor."- from hi pley Eufues. Afte ol hi bied ferst (long befo Apolo astronauts) hu diskavered prezens of vumen on Mun, jujing bay neym of van of hi pleys en komedi in blank vers... "Vumen in Mun" (in saiz kvarto, satir on vumens, staring seven (7) planets, Luna, San en Venus, Kupid en Pandora, eksiled tu Mun viz... shi hazbend- sou seksizm kontraived bay kritikeses hev nasing du viz zis... ------------------- (* eufuizm- Ingl. "euphuism" ['yu:fyu:iz(e)m]- haili elaborat vey of vraiting o spiking, elegant langvij; from Grek: vel endaued bay natur). 4-dimensional 120 dodeca-hedras monument... de-gaus -- degauss [di'gaus],-er,-ing,-ed (re-muv magnetik fild; Ingl. "gauss"- G- unit of magnetik fluks densiti: bay neym of german jenius, non-parel matematisian (from vunderkind- "ay lerned kaunt befo tolking"- tu "king of matematiks"), fizisist, mekanik, astronomer, fazer of haier jeodesi, inventor of "inter-taun" elektro-mekanikal telegraf (1833, tegeze viz Veber (Weber), poliglot (Rusia langvij et eyj of 62) en... mental kaunter greyt Karl Fridrih Gaus (Carl Friedrich Gauss, Gauß). Hard list ol hi achivments!.. hi literali erupted viz diskaveris ez permanent volkano... bat in hi honor bi neymed haf-snou-kavered volkano in Antarktik (370 m; aweykened Everest bied vil bi moo sutabl...), else minor planet (bied vil ken bi re-neymed Jupiter), en krater on Mun (diameter 150 km), bat vi ken olredi tedey neym afte hi entair mun Neptun-saized Kepler-1625 I of van of moust big fo tedey ekzo-planet Kepler-1625b orbiting litl les San yelou star Kepler-1625 zet in konstelasion of Signus (Cygnus) en 8.000 lait yiars avey... Bat meybi iven moo vel nyu Gaus star! Posibl in sheyp of hi favorit, hm... rait seventin-saited poligon, hepta-dekagon o 17-gon..., klous tu serkl on pleyn, en vot hi bilded in eyj of 19 yuzing ruler en kompas (onli afte 6 yiars anazer man published desizion, en afte 29 yiars olso anazer man desizion in 64 steps), bat zen hi bied sou plized zet iven bikvized meyk monument on hi greyv of sach sheyp, vot meyked fo skulptor difikulti, en yet pedestal meyked in sach vey olmost no-vizibl... Gaus knoued bilding 257-gon, en van matematisian et end of 10 yiars of eforts manajed bild... 65.537-gon. Bat kosmik star viz 17-gons, ie. multipl of 17-gon?!. Konveks poli- hedron ikosa-hedron hev 12 vertises-korners... Dodeca -hedron hev 20 vertises... Meybi in anazer dimension?.. Bat, fo ekzampl, in 4-dimensional speys 120 dodeca- hedras klousli fil 3-dimensional sfer... Meybi samsing bi in paralel univers?!. fo vorzi en hiself dezaired monument fo Gaus!) Brij from pastoral park tu penitensiari sistem... deleseriaseos -- delesseriaceous (from "delesseria,-ceae"- famil of red alge; bay neym of san of frans banker, student of Edinburg Universiti (1784) en litl moo leyt... ofiser artileri en ardent botanist, enterprizing banker hiself en filantrop, naturalist en politisian, faktorial developer en kolektor (herbarium, shels en 30.000 buks) baron of Empir Zhul Pol Benzhamen Deleser (Jules Paul Benjamin Delessert, Deless- ez autor en fo botanikal neyms); yes, hi heved, besaids haus in Paris, bay vey, vizited bay saientists en politisians, olso larj mansion in neo-klasik stil viz fut-brij 53 meters long from hi haus tu hi ofis, en else svis shale viz pastoral parks, bat amang hi human achivments: faundling hospital, supresion of des penalti, impruvement of penitensiari sistem!..)  Romantik internasional boykot?... delorentsit -- delorenzite [d(e)ilorenzait] (uranium mineral viz else 7 elements, en hi hev else neym "tanteuksenit"- Ingl. "tanteuxenite" en [~ait]- from mineral euksenit en... moo popular, abaut vot ferzer... bat entri neym from ital jeografer, jeolojist, translator (German, Hindustan) en politisian Juzepe De Lorentso (Giuseppe De Lorenzo), alas, in 1945 hi bied dis-mised ez senator fo suporting fashizm, en in 12 yiars hi daied et eyj of 84. Hi olso diled viz indoloji en spred knolij of Budism in Ital. "Zis doktrin,- hi argued- viz vot man ken solv problem of universal pein". Yes, hi studied vorks of ol greyt mainds, from Empedokles tu Shopenhauer en Spenser, amang zey Plato, en Dante, en Gyote (Goethe), en ... Nitsshe (Nietzsche), hi kamed tu Buda, en zee... in old eyj foled intu sach stori zet modern inglish (vot ken bi ekvated tu internasional boykot) Wikipedia bi skvimish giving informasion abaut hi... onli ital version... Hauever, in Ital in 2017 bied anonsed Praiz neymed in memori of... G. De Lorenzo, vot ofer rekognision tu vorks en personalitis in folouing seksions: Saiens, Literatur, Filosofi, Relijion, Spiritualiti en... Histori. Zis greyt piti zet personal histori of last fyu dekads of G. De Lorenzo kast klaud over memori abaut hi. Ofkoz, in ich feyt pleys en taim in vot vi liv pley important roul. En yet, pozitiv konsiosnes, maind en human volision ken meyk diferens fo moo vel, despit objektiv realiti. Jast in 19s senchuri intelektual laif bekemed moo komplikated en bied akompanied bay protest ageinst tradisions in sinking. En ez Bertrand Rasel (Russell) vraited, zis protest heved 2 forms: romantik en rasionalistik. Zis last hie vi onli vil mension (hi lid tu Karl Marks (Marx) en tu Soviet Union), bat romantik protest pased from Bayron (Byron), Schopenhauer en Nitsshe (Nietzsche) tu Mussolini en Hitler... Bat agein: zis no ken bi ekskuz.) Ekivok tuvords Oksford diksionari... en samsing kurios! De Morgan teorem -- De Morgan's theorem (van of teorems in lojik; olzou vi rar giv sach kombinasion of vords (sou ez no over-teyk Oksvord diksionari), bat hie vi vil tel abaut paradoksikal karakter in vorld of matematikal lojic- Agastes (Augustus- moo vel in E-ing) De Morgen (Augustus De Morgan). Rait of boat vi vil remember tu zey hu no astronomers: on Mun bi krater neymed afte hi (in senter, konikal, deps 2 en diameter 10 km),- en dezervedli, en olredi kliar zet hi merits ez matematisian en logisian greyt. Sou vot paradoks? Hi bied born in India bat lived zee onli 7 manses. Zis luk laik hi matematikal gift bied from hi mazer- shi bied grand-doter of matematisian Jeyms (James) Dodson, hu komputed tabls of anti-logaritms (koresponding tu ekzakt logaritms) en published "Kalkulator" adapted tu... saiens, biznes en plezur. Shi olso bied in Ingland aktiv member of cherch en dezaired zet shi san vil bi klerji-man, moo espesiali ez hi matematikal talent bied no-notised antil eyj of 14. En hi bekamed... ateist. Et eyj of 32 (in 1838) hi vraited: "Ay vil yus vord Anti-Deism fo signifi opinion zet zee no ekzist Kreator hu meyked en sustain Univers." Hi pleyed flut en bied prominent in muzikal klubs, bat teolojikali inklainded Oksvord (Oxford) en Kembrij (Cambridge) bied kloused tu hi. Sou zen nyu London universiti- tiching kolej, en Morgan hie haili suksesful ticher of matematiks. Hi bied jenerali briliant en viti vraiter. En insted of haili spesialized enumerasion of hi saientifik merits, fo ekzampl hi vork "Trigonometri en dubl aljebra" o "Formal lojik", sufis sey zet teory of aljebra ez saiens of simbols en of zey los* (prinsipls) of kombinasion bied karied tu zey lojikal link bay De Morgan. Bat ez meni jenius hi olso bied ful of personal pekuliaritis, en yu ofkoz notised sam paradokses of hi personaliti... bay vey, van of hi moust distinktiv vork bied stiled "Bajet of Paradokses"... viz revyu of larj koleksion of paradoksikal buks from hi libreri en konserned viz: skvarers of serkl, tri- sektors of angl, duplikators of kub, konstruktors of perpetual mosion, subverters of gravitasion, stagnators of Ers, bilders of Univers en universal langvi... no, vizaut zis last. Vel, en nau vot abaut spiritualizm? Hi vaif vraited buk de-skribing zis "fenomena" (teybl-terning, teybl-raping, intervyu viz azer-vordli souls, etc.) en viz pre-feys of... De Morgan. Hi iven investigated... klervoyans. Bat fiaring zet zis vil ken afekt hi saientifik autoriti, hi published ande neym of hi vaif no les zen... "From mater tu spirit: rezult of 10 yiars eksperiens in spirit manifestasions"... 10 yiars!?? ez ferst notabl saientist in Britein viz sach no-saientifik interest... en olso ez Anti-Deist... Sach pauerful brein, bat ez if viz onli van ay... en in fakt: hi bekamed blaind in van ay mans o 2 afte hi bied born... De Morgan heved 6 talented children, alas, des of 2 of zey akselerated hi oun des from psikiatrik dis-order. ------- * (e-ing) los (plural of "lo": lo + s) -- -- 1. (engl.) laws bat [lo:z] (plural of "law" [lo:]); 2. loss [lo(:)s].)  84+180=264-yiar-old natural smailing hed
of sit-daun skeleton... de-perision -- deperition [depe'rish(e)n o de'perishen] (zou arkaik bat bay mining (veyst, loses) klous tu "perish" en vi giv zis entri vord viz hayfen, en vi kip pronons a la internasion variants: perece [perese]; from Latin "deperire" en "perire"- perish. Bay vey, hau arkaik zis vord? Vel, fo ekzampl, yu ken faind hi ez olmost in ich lain of meni peyjes of sam old vorks of radikal sinker, moralist, filosofer en jurist Jeremi Bentam (Jeremy Bentham), of hu prezerved real, mumified (! bay metod of indijenos pipl of Nyu Zeland), 180-yiar-old hed (no kaunting preseding of shi dis-seksion 84 yiars of hi laif) viz long grey strands of heers en inserted glas ays- bi on displey on raund plater, olzou hi bodi (sit-daun skeleton dresed in hi klozes en viz voks hed) in glas keys bied muved in student senter of London universiti kolej... Shoking, makabr shou bat... olmost bay final vishes of famos filosofer, in fakt, onli hi vonted zet hi remeins bied yused... fo saiens?- no kvait sou: hi asked zet houli hi bodi bi prezerved sou zet mised hi frends bied vil ken draiv hi... et partis. En seym arkaik entri vord of vi yu ken faind olso in relikvari... bat in modern buk "Relikvari of re-diskavered vords of Doktor Jonson" ("Dr Johnson's Reliquary of rediscovered words" bay Dr Neil Johnson, 2008(!), en et front of zis buk bi sach vords of yet van Doktor- Dr Mayfold D. Vind (Myfold D. Wynde) from British jurnal of etimolojikal reserch: "Sam vords richli dezerv tu dis-apiar from langvij. Dr Jonson sim knou instinktivli vot zey bi." En zee sach eksplanasion: "deperition- steyt of total veysting avey. Zet van imediatli knou hapened tu standarts in ani publik-servis ez sun ez ani government minister start tolk abaut hau mach mani bied pored intu in sins hi parti kamed tu pauer." Zee nasing moo ad tu Dr. Espering besaids: olredi no ekzist vord, bat fenomenon florish, e?! Vay? Bikoz bi meni sinonims, from "skvonder, skitl (fidl, bangl) avey", iven ultra-modern "droun avey",- en tu: embezl, pekulat, defalkat, ie. pley daks en dreyks viz... (publik mani, steyt properti); o dip hend intu purs o poket of samvan. Ofkoz, embezlment (from Frans)- veri serioz miskondukt punished bay kort, en no bied vil hert giv fo hi olso serioz legal, juristik term, bat vee get hi? Vel, no "oryo" from Japan?! Onli from Latin- ez bi konvension. En sach hi olredi bi in rou abav: "peculate" - "pekulat", in Inglish "peculation"! Bat re-tern of vord "deperition" olredi tedey bied vil ken bring smail tu natural feys of Jeremi Bentam, vot bied vil gladen students iven moo...) Seduktiv ofer tu Holivud... de-termin -- determine [di'te:(r)min],-(vizaut end e)able, -ably,-ableness,-ability,-ant,-antal,-acy,-ate,-ately, -ateness,-ative,-atively,-ation,-ism,-ist,-istic,-istically, -er,-or,-ing,-ed,-edly,-edness (de-terminator, espesiali de-terminator-inhibitor, ken related tu taini litl pseudo-jens, bat perhaps olso tu... de-Terminator, if hu moo tol bay hed en moo vaid bay 2 pektoral muskls zen Terminator Shvartseneger (Schwarzenegger)... en zis vil bi blok-baster zet kat abav ani sriler! Ez yu knou, siborg Terminator T-800 bied yused on Linuks (Linux) sistem, akin tu Modified Series 4800 of hi bos Skaynet (bat bi olso real Linux Series 4800 of 2015). de-Terminator defited Terminator bay heking, re-pleysing hi Linuks OS on OS Vindous (Windows) 10, vot et shi nekst ap-dat frized, ishuing BSOD- Blu Skrin of Des! Fo sach prompt of plot of zis super-sriler skrin-vraiters of Holivud (Hollywood) vil bi dyu.)  (pliz si (link!) last 3 peyj bikoz zis peyj olredi veri long) * * * * * * * tu Top Retern tu begin of Abaut Big Espering Leksikon Retern tu Kontent of New on site (in e-ing; Nyu on sait) Retern tu Main page (Mein peyj) * * * * * * * Language skills for all ! * |